Sometimes, all you need is a good laugh to turn your day around. Here are some hilarious quotes to bring a smile to your face and a chuckle to your lips:
- “I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.” – Anonymous
- “I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.” – Anonymous
- “Why do they call it fast food? Because the time it takes to drive through the line is the only thing that’s fast!” – Anonymous
- “I have a split personality,” said Tom, being Frank. – Anonymous
- “The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.” – Steven Wright
- “I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.” – Anonymous
- “If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” – Earl Wilson
- “I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.” – Steven Wright
- “I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me Kit-Kats.” – Anonymous
- “I’m not arguing. I’m just explaining why I’m right.” – Anonymous
Remember, laughter is the best medicine (unless you’re actually sick, in which case, please see a doctor). Have a fantastic day!
